The mothers have their own world, which is really special in the sense that it is filled with various feelings and emotions like love, care, tenderness and even worry about their kids. In their special world the mothers have their own dictionary also, which may appear a little odd to others but mothers from each corner of the world are capable of not only understanding as but at the same time also using the words contained in that special dictionary. You can also go through it…
Bottle-feeding:
An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 AM too.
Defense:
What you’d better have around de yard if you’re going to let the children play outside.
Drooling:
How teething babies wash their chins.
Dumbwaiter:
One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
Family planning:
The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster
Feedback:
The inevitable result when the baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots.
Full name:
What you call your child when you’re mad at him.
Grandparents:
The people who think your children are wonderful even though they’re sure you’re not raising them right.
Hearsay:
What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word
Impregnable:
A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid
Independent:
How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.
Look out:
What it’s too late for your child to do by the time you scream it.
Prenatal:
When your life was still somewhat your own.
Prepared childbirth:
A contradiction in terms.
Puddle:
A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.
Show off:
A child who is more talented than yours.
Sterilize:
What you do to your first baby’s pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby’s pacifier by blowing on it.
Storeroom:
The distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can’t quite reach anything
Temper tantrums:
What you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the children.
Top bunk:
Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.
Two-minute warning:
When the baby’s face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.
Verbal:
Able to whine in words
Whodunit:
None of the kids that live in your house.
Whoops:
An exclamation that translates roughly into “get a sponge.”