Skip to content- Counts the number of sprinkles on each kid’s cupcake to make sure they are equal.
- Wants to take out a contract on the kid who broke her child’s favorite toy and made him/her cry.
- Has time to shave just one leg at a time.
- Hides in the bathroom whenever she feels to be alone
- Her child throws up and she catches the same.
- Sees someone else’s kid throwing up at a party and she keeps eating.
- Considers finger paint to be a controlled substance.
- Mastered the art of placing food on a plate without anything touching.
- Her child insists her to read “Once upon a Potty” out loud in the lobby of the doctor’s office and she does it.
- She hires a baby sitter because she hasn’t been out with her husband in ages, then she spends half the night talking about and checking on the kids.
- Hopes ketchup is a vegetable because it’s the only one her child likes eating.
- Finds herself cutting her husband’s sandwiches into unusual shapes.
- Fast-forwards through the scene when the hunter shoots Bambi’s mother.
- Obsesses when her child clings to her upon parting during his first month at school, then she obsesses when he skips in without looking back.
- Cannot bear to give away baby clothes–it’s so final.
- Hears her mother’s voice coming out of her mouth when she says “Not in your good clothes.”
- Stops criticizing the way her mother raised her.
- Reads that the average-five-year old asks 437 questions a day and feels proud that her kid is “above average.”
- As she clings to the high moral ground on toy weapons, her child chews his toast into the shape of a gun.
- Donates to charities in the hope that her child would not get that disease.
- Uses her own saliva to clean her child’s face.
- Says at least once a day, “I’m not cut out for this job”, but she knows she would not trade it for anything.
